Recently, a kitten was born in Oregon with two faces. Gemini, the two-faced kitty, has two mouths, two noses, two sets of eyes and two ears and two-quasi tongues.
"If she eats, nurses and what not then she'll be fine," says Patsy McGrew, a local vet. "But the fact of the matter is she doesn't know which mouth to nurse with and the whole quasi-two tongue thing... it's just very confusing for her."
After only hours being born, Gemini received several requests from over 30 agents before committing to one. "I'm thrilled to give lil' Gemini some direction. I hope she'll blossom into a real star, possibly her own line of cute little asian products," tells Mackie Goldwing, Gemini's agent.
Sources say Goldwing allured Gemini with catnip.
With all of the hype and media attention, Hello Kitty fears competition. In fact, today there was a poll taken and it reported that Gemini has more 'face value' than Hello Kitty.
Spokeswoman for Hello Kitty, Cathy Levine, adds, "Hello Kitty will continue to market her products to young girls across the world. We've been through this before with Garfield back in the mid-eighties, and Gemini will be just another cat fad, just like the rest."
With all of the hype and media attention, Hello Kitty fears competition. In fact, today there was a poll taken and it reported that Gemini has more 'face value' than Hello Kitty.
Spokeswoman for Hello Kitty, Cathy Levine, adds, "Hello Kitty will continue to market her products to young girls across the world. We've been through this before with Garfield back in the mid-eighties, and Gemini will be just another cat fad, just like the rest."
"Psssshht, whateva. Ya know they [Hello Kitty Reps] are you scared of the competition. Perhaps this will mean 'Goodbye Kitty' for a certain someone," says Goldwing.
Hello Kitty wasn't able to comment due to the fact that she has no mouth, sadly; she just waved to her fans who were chewing her gum, which only lasts 2 seconds.
10 comments:
weird.
yup! i hope the kitten makes it!
attention to the public:
if stephanie tells you she has a cat . . .
she doesn't.
oh, cara, are you still upset that i had you believing that i had a cat named The Saga: Part II?
steph, is your cat done writing its autobiography yet? i'm really intrigued to read it, sounds like a very interesting life has been led.
The Saga: Part II is still diligently working on a series of books that are expected to hit stores sometime late Dec. There were a few snags with the publisher, but The Saga: Part II's lawyer handled it quite nicely. But it was a total drag for everyone involved. Anyway, he's so cute typin' away and burning the midnight oil. He's quite proud of his wacky adventurous; and I am too.
no he's not.
he doesn't exist.
i learned this once and will not fall for it again.
and even if he did exist . . . he would not be able to type.
oh he can type... don't believe cara's lies!
what the crap with the links?!?!
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