Age-defying protein shake enhances young woman's leg pressing ability

DENVER, Colo. (June 2, 2006) -- On June 1, 2006, at the 23 Hour Fitness, Stephanie, age 28, became the second human being on earth to leg press 2000 pounds! For the past 3 days she has been taking an 'age-defying protein shake' that is believed to have given her the power to lift so much weight.

"Whew! After drinking those age-defying protein shakes, I noticed that I was so much stronger," exclaimed Stephanie. "Ya know, I never thought I could lift as much as I did last night!"

Stephanie got the idea from Pat Robertson, who just announced last week that he had leg pressed 2000 pounds because of his age-defying protein shake. http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp

After downloading the recipe for age-defying protein shakes, Stephanie spent 3 days in a row ingesting the squalid protein shake.

"At first it made me gag, but eventually I was able to force it down. It's hard to drink something that tastes so similar to bung-hole," boasts Stephanie. "But, I got the courage from Pat.. if he can do it, then I certainly can!"

This is the first time in years that Stephanie has leg pressed; April 8, 1998, was the last reported leg press that Stephanie did prior to June 1, 2006. She told reporters and trainers that she is undeniably retiring from leg pressing just like break dancing; nevertheless, there is talk that she will write a book about her leg pressing experience (expected to hit the bookstores late July 2006).

"I feel like a super human or something now! Dreams do come true!"

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